News > 15 Senseless Video Game Quotes
April 18, 2007
For every Duke Nukem one-liner or Solid Snake monologue that gamers love to endlessly quote back at one another, there are roughly eighty other video gaming quotes that just plain suck. Not even "suck" in the sense that they're badly written, but "suck" in the sense that they're poorly conceived, horrendously executed, and -- in the end -- make absolutely no sense. Here, for your reading "pleasure," are fifteen of the most nonsensical quotes in the whole of video gaming.
15. "Ouch! What do you do?" -Goonies 2 (after character is hit)
14. "Ouch, Hotness! It is the overheat!" -Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
13. "GET ME ESCAPE!" -Magic Sword
12. "Shine get" -Super Mario Sunshine
11. "Your fists of evil are about to meet my steel wall of niceness." -Fatal Fury Special
10. "Don’t underestimate the power of dolphin" -Super Chase
Another great confusing quote from Super Chase:
9. "I FEEL ASLEEP." -Metal Gear
8. "Welcome to Tangares base. You’re just in time for the dance party. I’ve arranged a dancing partner for you. DANCE TO THE DEATH!" -Time Crisis
(audio clip) http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/timecrisis/clip3.mp3
7. "A Winner is You!" -Pro Wrestling
6. "The barrier privates me from going there." -Megaman 8
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/megaman8/clip1.mp3
5. "I AM ERROR" -Zelda II: Adventure of Link
Hmm, Error kinda looks like silent bob.
4. Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. -Resident Evil
(Audio clip): http://audioatrocities.com/games/residentevil/clip2.mp3
3. "Parental Advisoly" -Metal Slug 2 (on startup)
2. "All your base are belong to us" -Zero Wing
1. “YOU’RE WINNER!” -Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
The infamous “YOU’RE WINNER” screen was the final nail in the coffin for most gamers who played this. Everything about this game was broken, even the grammar!
- Written by Josh Stevens
